When September 25 rolls around and you’re watching Tanaka’s Amazing Commodities and you’re thinking about buying that Death Scudetto, don’t. Sure, the thing has an attack rating of 260, but the hit rate is only 50 (meaning Kanji will only connect with the enemy about half the time). There, I just saved you 27,800 yen.
For those of you who have no idea what I’m talking about, please disregard.